and his father Shigeru Miyamoto.
Since 1991, we have dedicated thousands of lives to our cause and true
calling. Every saturday we get REALLY fucking high, and we see
magic visions of him stomping on our heads like we're goombas
and it makes us feel really good. If we didn't have Mario Mario,
our world would crumble to nothing but dust and our souls would
be scattered across the multiverse. Luckily, thanks to his benelovence, we
live on. Have families, and love eachother. However with us, you can be in one family, and
love thousands of people all at once. The backstory goes that one faithful night, Marko
Marcus fell into a deep pit in his backyard with nothing but the New Super Mario Bros.
Wii Player Guide, and with it's help he figured out how to wall jump out of the pit.
Without the player guide (it's like our Bible) he would've never got out. It is for this
reason we today worship Mario.